I'm a bit torn between wanting to tell you just how good Collared was on Saturday and not wanting to tell you anything about it because I want it all to myself! I had SO much fun I hardly know where to start...

Collared has established itself as London's friendliest fetish night and the recent move to Union from the smaller Central Station proves it's a night that's growing in all the right directions.

There was, as ever, loads going on tonight... Podium pants dancing from a few of the tasty boys from Luke's Lair, people being tied up all over the place, Davey undergoing torture from at least three people at once, and more pups-on-leashes than you could shake a paddle at.

Loads of different areas of the fetish scene were well represented tonight with masters, slaves, pups (did I mention that there were lots of pups?), ABs, plenty of rubber, leather, lycra, football shorts (okay, so that was just me!), jockstraps, pants and lots more besides.

Big cheers to Simon and the Collared crew for another night of sheer fetish indulgence! And thanks to DJFDC for spending most of the night locked in his little booth to bring us the soundtrack for tonight's antics.

Roll on next month!